Do you know who doesn't belong on a dating site?

An Assassin.

Yet, after a night of drunken clarity, I realized I didn't want to spend another holiday alone bobbing for the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

So the question is... How will the sweet & sexy philanthropist I've been matched with, feel about my career choices?

Hi. My Name is Candy. Assassin. Lesbian. Damaged.... and looking for love?