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Gnome in Your Home

Okay, bestie, let’s spill the tea on this one! If you’re looking for a quick, spicy, and let’s be real, kinda bonkers Christmas read, “Gnome in Your Home” might just be your jam. We’re talking a single mom, a wish gone wild, and a possessive gnome king who’s all about decking her halls (iykyk). There are some TWs, so peep those first! It’s not winning any literary awards, but if you need a break from reality and want a few laughs with your steam, this one’s a vibe. Just don’t expect a super dark, gritty read – it’s more like dark romance lite with a side of marshmallow fluff.

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Everyone knows Christmas is the one time of the year when parents are stressed beyond their limits. Adding to their pain is a popular gnome called Christmas Gnome in Your Home to let “Santa” know if kids have been nice or naughty.

For Olivia Johnson moving the gnome around her home is a nightmare.

What happens when the Christmas Gnome in Your Home comes to life, granting her kid’s Christmas wish?

If you’re Olivia, it turns into a psycho stalker named Axeel, who claims to be the King of the Christmas Gnomes.

Can Axeel convince her to let Daddy Gnome deck her halls with his balls?

Will Olivia survive his corny jokes, obsessive attention and unhinged behavior?

You’ll have to read and find out!

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